Another peek up my back passage [Click to embiggen]
Up and down like a whore's drawers, this weather! One minute it's sunny, the next the sky turns completely black. Hey ho, I've managed to do some pottering regardless, which is something...
...after four whole months in lockdown, this is about as much exercise as I have managed to get, to be honest.
Some people, however, don't care about what people think about their ever-expanding waistline - I'm with Motormouth Maybelle on this one!
Once upon a time
Girl I was just like you
Never let my extra large
Largesse shine through
Hair was brown and nappy
Never had no fun
I hid under a bushel
Which is easier said than done
Then one day my grandma
Who was big and stout
She said you gotta love yourself
From inside out
And just as soon as I learned
How to strut my funky stuff
I found out that the world at large
Can't get enough so
Bring on that pecan pie
Pour some sugar on it
Sugar, don't be shy
Scoop me up a mess
Of that chocolate swirl
Don't be stingy
I'm a growing girl
I offer
big love
With no apology
How can I deny the world
The most of me
I am not afraid
To throw my weight around
Pound by pound by pound
Because I'm
Big, blond and beautiful
There is nothin' 'bout me
That's unsuitable
No one wants a meal
That only offers the least
When girl we're servin' up
The whole damn feast
Slice off a piece
Of that hog head cheese
Then take a look inside
My book of recipes
Now, don't you sniff around
For something fluffy and light
I need a man who brings
A man size appetite
Now, get me some bacon sarnies...
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